- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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