- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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