God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

you gay?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

black chicken. kfc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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