how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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