- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??