- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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