What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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