- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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