- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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