- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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