- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

If you are reading this you are a nerd

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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