- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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