- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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