Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Happy Monday!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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