What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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