David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

I C U P White stuff

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What fires shots? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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