- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

poopy is poopy

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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