why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

quantum physics?

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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