- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What comes after 69? 70

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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