- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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