Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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salad days!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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