- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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