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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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