What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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I don't get it

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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knock knock go away

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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