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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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