- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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