- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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