why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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