- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

roses are red poo is poo

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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