A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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