You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

angelo snyder is not ga

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Jersey Shore.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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