- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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