- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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