- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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