How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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