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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Dwight Howard

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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