Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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kieran is a homosexual

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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