- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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