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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Rush Limbaugh

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Rush Limbaugh

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...