- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What do we call Osama? Osama

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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