- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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