One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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