Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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