April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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