- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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