What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How many light bulbs? 1

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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