- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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