Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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