How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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