What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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#Getweird

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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