- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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