- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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