What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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