what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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swag

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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