Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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