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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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