- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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