If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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