- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Lil Wayne

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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