I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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