- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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