- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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