- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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