- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Tilt your screen back .

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

TIMMY

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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