- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

I just threw up..In my pants.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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