- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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