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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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