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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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