Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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