- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why dont they make black forks

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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