- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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