- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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