Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

nolan is gay

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A black man walks out of a police station

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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