Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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