- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Who is John Galt?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

taking out the trash... at night