- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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