- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

the sky is green no it is not

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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