- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What does? 42

were you expecting a joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

PENIS

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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