- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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