Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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