- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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