Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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