There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What's half of 8? o

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Alchohol.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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12/23/2012

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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