- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

1+1=2

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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