Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Women's rights.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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