- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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