- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Whats worse than suicide? death

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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