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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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