- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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