- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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