When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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i like turtles

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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