Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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