- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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