- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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