Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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