- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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