- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

who is really lanky? james cornish

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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