How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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