- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Obama = ebola

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

speak now or forever hold your pee

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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