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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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