Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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