- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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