What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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