- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Poker? I barely even know her.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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