my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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