How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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sky silverstein

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Anti Joke

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