- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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