Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...