- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Take part of what?

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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