What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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