Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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