Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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