What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

united we sit, cause we're fat

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A guy walks into a bar

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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