What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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aodhan hearty

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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