Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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