- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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