- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What is white and long? A New York winter

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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