- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Nobody cares maddie!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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