what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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wenis

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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