- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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