Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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