what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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João Duarte reads this.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A whole 'nother.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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