- Anti Joke

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.