- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Asian women drivers...

rocky is staring at us from outside...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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