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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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