- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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