- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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