- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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