- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

womens rights

whats black and strange a paki

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

womens rights.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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