Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Ross.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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