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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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