- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

black chicken. kfc

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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