How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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