How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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