- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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