So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

i have yougurt mit traktor

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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