What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How did the black person die? Of old age

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

girls basketball

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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