- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A dancer walks into a barre

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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