- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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