guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Ebola

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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