What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

one stop shop

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

girls basketball

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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