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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

where's mom I killed her

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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