- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do we call Osama? Osama

like if your cool

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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