- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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