- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is not fat!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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