Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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knock knock who's there ?

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What? Huh?

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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