- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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