- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Yo Mama just died.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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