- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

why dont they make black forks

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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