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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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