- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

im @ work, LOL.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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