- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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