name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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