what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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