- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Your Mom The End.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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