If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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