- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

it was all Tagart

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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