whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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