Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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sucks Syntax...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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