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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

penis. nuff said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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