Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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