How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why dont they make black forks

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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