A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I went to work today....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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