- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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