What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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