- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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