- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Tilt your screen back .

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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