What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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