Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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