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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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