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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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