A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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