- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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