An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Im taking a shit right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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