A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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