Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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