- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

LO AND BEHOLD!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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