- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.