- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

woman's rights

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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