- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Horse.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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