- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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