- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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