why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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