- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Wenis Penis

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

hey guys im gay

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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