Charlie Sheen is winning

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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