What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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