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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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