How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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