Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

SHUT UP JP

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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