- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

knock knock go away

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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