- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Hello

A man walks into a bar

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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