Jersey Shore.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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call me maybe.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Hello penis

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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