red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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