- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

knock knock whos there open open who the door

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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