What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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well now

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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