- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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