why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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