Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Your mother is average.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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