why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Katy Perry

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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ure mama's so fat

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