- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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