A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's stupid a light bulb.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I have a really funny joke.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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