- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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