Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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LOL

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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