There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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