Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

no.

What do you call an arab ?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

I love you

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

yeyeyeyeye live action

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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