- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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