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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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