a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Katy Perry

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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