- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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