Roses are red.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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THe Election

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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HURT

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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how man

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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