Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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