What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Vagina Boob

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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