- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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