- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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