Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Go away still nothing to see

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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