A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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