- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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