- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is life? Paul.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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