- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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