- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Faithful men.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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