- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How would you rule?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

why does the man appear fat he is

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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