Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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