- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Gay rights.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Horse.

Brain fart

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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