Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Antijokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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