- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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