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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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