Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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can you touch your toes? no

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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