Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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