- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

your face

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Womens rights

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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