What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is funnier than 24 69

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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