Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Neither have I

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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