How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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HEY!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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