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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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