Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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