- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Your so gay, that you like men!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

wanna hear a joke womens rights

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