Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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