Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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