I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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civil rights

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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